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partner StreamElements: GreatSphynx is now live! Streaming Malicious Dinner: do the crime get the slime (and something else)
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8YoTrip
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subscriber NastyRedX:
PogChamp
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
honseSpin
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vip MagnetismMelodic: slime guncher 2
[0:01:45] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH:
honseSpin
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
catJAM
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no_video DomF421: DomF421 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 1 month streak! the time
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
OYOTrip slime time
[0:02:14] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: what if I want to get slimed?
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8YoTrip
[0:02:29] TheRealLupos:
catJAM
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subscriber NastyRedX: gunch those slimes
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[0:03:29] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH:
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subscriber GodliestCat64: I opened that, closed it, and then accidentally opened it again
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
TREKW
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premium GurtTractor: Whut is this tune?
vargVibe
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vip MagnetismMelodic: grime spluncher
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subscriber NastyRedX: ive learned to not click links here the hard way
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: https://youtu.be/n48pzSbs0lA
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vip MagnetismMelodic: everything lug links is normal
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glhf-pledge muteberry: glunch
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premium GurtTractor: ty, love me some classic jungle
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
Corb
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
jarJAM
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subscriber NastyRedX: only normal and regular links in this chat
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
Gubbled
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subscriber GodliestCat64: gubble.com
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vip MagnetismMelodic: pls go to
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: epa.gov
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subscriber NastyRedX:
lesPain
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vip MagnetismMelodic: epa.gub
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
boldlyGo
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
zzooTrip
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subscriber GodliestCat64: if you need potato cutter
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
borgSpin
Explosion
borgSpin
Explosion
borgSpin
Explosion
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bits-charity osxdude:
bitrate squashed
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vip MagnetismMelodic: !spacewar
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moderator
partner Nightbot:
baldlyGo
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
FISHWAR
[0:06:29] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH:
(ditto)
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premium plorf: time for slime crime
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premium plorf: !catdance
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partner StreamElements:
catPls
catJAMGF
catJAM
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catPls
catJAMGF
catJAM
catJAMGF
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moderator
partner Nightbot:
catPls
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catJAM
catJAMGF
catPls
catJAMGF
catJAM
catJAMGF
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premium blaseGraham:
honseSpin
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subscriber NastyRedX:
imGlitch
PhaserTime
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premium plorf:
Corb
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premium plorf:
bitrate pulped
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subscriber NastyRedX: bits eliminated
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
CatGuitar
CatGuitar
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vip MagnetismMelodic: imagine if it's not slime ranch 2 and it's some weird shit
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vip DarkFlame7755: like a champ
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subscriber GodliestCat64: Slime mold simulator is back
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premium plorf: lol malicious dinner
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8YoTrip
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vip MagnetismMelodic: mold
OYZTrip
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premium plorf: thats what its like watching ken and mary jo cook
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vip moonshaped:
papaPlz
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
Spingus
Smoke
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
honseSpin
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
MorshuPls
MorshuPls
MorshuPls
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subscriber yourdaffypal:
CatGuitar
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
TOADSPIN
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FISH
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premium plorf: which youtube dnb mix is this
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
Gubbled
Gubbled
Gubbled
Gubbled
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n48pzSbs0lA
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
catJAM
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
vineChatspin
vineChatspin
bounceDok
vineChatspin
vineChatspin
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vip
premium plorf:
oh thats a good channel
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vip Raxxmus: waga baga bobo
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vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: I agree
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: im probably not gonna play game that long
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
SpeedSter
SpeedSter
SpeedSter
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i played it a bunch earlier
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: also that sample sounds liek an enemy in a game
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: what game am i thinking of the like wraith sound
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vip
premium plorf:
zzooTrip which sound
[0:15:53] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: uhh
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: that one just now
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vip
premium plorf: its like a whale song
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glhf-pledge muteberry: dolphin noises
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subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Minecraft Ghast but different
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vip
premium plorf: yeah that was my first answer
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i think i might be thinking of a diablo 2 enemy but it could be minecraft too
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
honseSpin
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
zzooTrip
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subscriber NastyRedX: cat has given up on attacking emotes on screen and is now sleepy
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vip Raxxmus:
OYOTrip hello cat
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
Corb
Corb
Corb
Corb
Corb
Corb
Corb
Corb
Corb
[0:21:44] Blank_Dogton:
catPls
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vip Raxxmus:
CatGuitar
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vip moonshaped:
Corb
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vip
subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8YoTrip
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vip moonshaped:
oh slime rancher
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vip Raxxmus:
daxMug slime time
[0:25:33] Blank_Dogton: like a champ
[0:25:34] TheRealLupos: Slime Muncher Too
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vip Raxxmus: this game is just out in EA right?
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: its early access yes
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: Yeah I got a key from keymailer
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: I already played a bit
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vip Raxxmus:
oh nice
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: its also on gamepass
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vip moonshaped: famous chat member plort
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: a farm generating questionable food opinions
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vip Raxxmus:
mmm chimken
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vip
premium plorf: you need more plorfs
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vip
premium plorf:
dataBruh
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vip Raxxmus: valuable plorfs
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vip moonshaped:
OYOTrip there he is
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vip
premium plorf:
Explosion
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subscriber NastyRedX: plorf based nepotism
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vip
premium plorf: its so fucking weird watching vinny play this
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vip
premium plorf: and chat is filled with plorts
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subscriber NastyRedX:
monkaS
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vip DarkFlame7755:
tendiMmm plort
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vip moonshaped: this game is chill to listen to. weird little noises
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vip
premium plorf:
(ditto)
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vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: I love the happy lil sounds from the slimes
[0:30:51]
vip DarkFlame7755: this music is so emotional
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: I had a bug right before I stopped playing last time I hope quitting fixed it
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vip
premium plorf: ive been wondering if i would like astroneer
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vip
premium plorf: i love how that game looks
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vip
premium plorf: but
idk if im good at any real survival/base building stuff
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: yeah astroneer looks cool, i'm in the same boat just kinda worn down from survivalcraft type stuff
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vip
premium plorf: on the other hand anything with co op is automatically more fun
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vip
premium plorf: i play so many genres i otherwise wouldnt if they have co op
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vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: Bob
greats8YoTrip
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: real human bob spotted
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: Sweet no bug
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: When I stopped last time it wouldn't let me harvest nodes
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bits-charity Zafaroth: malicious dinner you say
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subscriber NastyRedX: dinner (amoral)
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vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: I enjoy the funny squeaky sounds
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vip
subscriber GodliestCat64:
Corb
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no_audio akagranderojo: I miss when you were on mic sphynx
[0:44:58]
no_audio akagranderojo: you have a good radio voice
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
WeirdDoc
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subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: !lazy
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subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: !lazymoron
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moderator
partner Nightbot: https://i.imgur.com/aDoMOJZ.png
[0:45:18]
vip
premium plorf: you should get on mic with like super crusty filters that make it impossible to understand what youre saying
[0:45:28]
vip
premium plorf: hl2 combine voice
[0:45:32]
vip DarkFlame7755: use the tts that desert used that one time
[0:45:40]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: I streamed with a mic last month that was enough
dataBruh
[0:45:42]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: use desert
[0:45:45]
bits-charity Zafaroth: exclusively use hl2 text tk speech
[0:45:55]
vip
premium plorf: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
[0:45:55]
vip DarkFlame7755: desert just sits on mic and pretends to be sphynx
[0:45:56]
no_audio akagranderojo: ok you right
[0:46:17]
subscriber NastyRedX: i just assume sponcks sounds like weirder david letterman
[0:46:21]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: If sphynx streamed with mic would the inverse scenario come up
[0:46:23]
premium LastHazzerd: gaw dang, you streamers makin' me want this game
[0:46:25]
moderator
partner DesertP: sphynx im weak i went fist again...
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subscriber
premium lmaoboat: Glad I got up from my nap just in time for Mike to watch eggman get pushed into a wood chipper
[0:46:29]
moderator
partner DesertP:
pogonaWdang
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moderator
partner DesertP: i cant HELP it
[0:46:34]
vip DarkFlame7755:
odoCosm
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premium LastHazzerd: @DesertP
pogonaLUL
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: Lol thanks desert
[0:46:47]
vip
premium plorf:
bounceDoc
[0:46:49]
subscriber
premium ChocolateDogg: OH MY GOD Slime Rancher
chocol130Beg
[0:46:51] solberserker: @DesertP What does
THAT mean
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vip
premium plorf: only desert knows
[0:47:30]
subscriber NastyRedX: secret
[0:47:33] TheRealLupos: Desert can't help his fisting addiction
[0:47:39] GreyTheOpossum: @ChocolateDogg Not just Slime Rancher, but Slime Rancher 2!
pogonaChamp
[0:47:44]
vip
premium plorf: guys is lost planet good
[0:47:56]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: 2 is really good
[0:47:57]
subscriber
premium ChocolateDogg: @ChocolateDogg Even better!
[0:47:58]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: 1 is ok
[0:48:16]
subscriber
premium ChocolateDogg: Is it just new slimes or is there a bigger story to it?
[0:48:20]
vip
premium plorf: im sitting here looking at a figure i have from lost planet i need to reglue and shit
[0:48:21]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: Looks way better
[0:48:22]
vip
premium plorf: i like the robits
[0:48:25]
subscriber
premium ChocolateDogg: er... continuation I suppose
pogonaThink
[0:48:59]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: Also I like the addition of the description that pops up at the top of the screen now of whatever you're looking at
[0:49:01]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: That's nice
[0:49:18]
bits-charity Zafaroth: its more, we are in early access and the plort board is like twice the size
[0:49:18]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat: Desert right now: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882554127324954654/1023115636936806461/unknown.png
[0:49:21]
vip
premium plorf:
oh this is a new slime rancher?
[0:49:26]
bits-charity Zafaroth: so likely lots more to come
[0:49:55] solberserker: whats the difference between Slime 1 and Slime 2
[0:50:01] GreyTheOpossum: This game looks relaxing, tbh.
[0:50:03] solberserker: never played either
[0:50:06]
vip
premium plorf: yeah i would consider playing this
[0:50:08]
subscriber Slugology: 2 slimes
[0:50:11]
subscriber
premium ChocolateDogg: I probably shouldn't watch too much since I wanted to get this game so I'm not gonna spoil myself
pogonaHeart
[0:50:15]
subscriber
premium ChocolateDogg: You guys have a goodnight
[0:50:16]
bits-charity Zafaroth: 2 seems to be higher budget and more polished so far
[0:50:16]
vip
premium plorf: im not normally into management/farming game but this looks satisfying
[0:50:20]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: Slime 1 good slime 2 better
[0:50:23] solberserker: goose night Choc!
[0:50:29] GreyTheOpossum: @ChocolateDogg Night, Kemo!
[0:50:38]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat: Imagine Slime Racher showing up to the Founder planet and just slurping up the slime ocean
[0:50:46]
subscriber
premium ChocolateDogg: I'll be hiding in the discord
pogonaPeek see ya guys
[0:50:56] solberserker: what do the slimes taste like heeehooheeh
[0:51:04]
vip
premium plorf:
vineBunji2
[0:51:23]
bits-charity Zafaroth: some of the plorts are distinctly edible and thier taste is described i think
[0:51:42]
bits-charity Zafaroth: delicious slime poops
[0:52:06] Crazybean42: So this is where you bury your food crimes.
Kappa
[0:52:38] Crazybean42: I'd need a much larger plot of land
[0:53:55] solberserker: speaking of cute games
[0:54:04] solberserker: I am about halfway through Pikmin 3
[0:54:12] solberserker: thats a funni little game
[0:54:55]
subscriber NastyRedX: always good when a game has funny little guys in it
[0:55:03] solberserker: funni little fellas
[0:55:12]
vip
premium plorf: hes got a gameboy on his chest
[0:55:25]
subscriber NastyRedX: critters = good game
[0:55:34] solberserker: i didn;t notice that plorf
[0:55:42] solberserker: you think thats a reference to something
[0:56:29]
subscriber NastyRedX: in the future, all pacemakers will double as gameboys
[0:57:24]
subscriber
glhf-pledge itz_soki:
greats8BERMAN
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vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: I'm actually playing tetris on my pacemaker right now
greats8Roiker
[0:58:31] solberserker: Gameboy penis expansion kit
[0:58:53]
subscriber NastyRedX:
:)
[0:59:01]
glitchcon2020 Grarrg:
sixeMEGAROLL
[0:59:11] solberserker:
:)
[0:59:28] solberserker:
:)
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glitchcon2020 Grarrg:
O_o
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subscriber
glhf-pledge itz_soki: !lazymoron
[0:59:44]
moderator
partner Nightbot: https://i.imgur.com/aDoMOJZ.png
[1:00:19]
subscriber NastyRedX: pacemaker dlc for extra heart chambers
[1:00:34]
vip
premium Palantirii: how many plorts have you sucked
daxMug
[1:00:55] solberserker: more than 4
[1:00:59]
glitchcon2020 Grarrg:
sixeHug
[1:01:01]
subscriber
glhf-pledge itz_soki: bro he SUCCIN
[1:01:10]
subscriber
glhf-pledge itz_soki:
greats8BERMAN
[1:01:27]
vip Raxxmus: I hope this game lets you upgrade inventory space a bit
[1:01:28] solberserker:
Corb
Corb hes SUCCIN
[1:01:49]
glitchcon2020 Grarrg:
kruseCrushed
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glhf-pledge itz_soki: need to find Koroks
[1:01:57]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: That was something about the first game that I wished they added
[1:02:04]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: More inventory space
[1:02:16] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: yahaha
[1:02:16] whette_fahrtz:
greats8OTrip slame ranche
[1:02:17]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: Like I guess you don't need it, but as an upgrade it'd be kinda nice
[1:02:18]
vip Raxxmus: yeah especially towards the end of the game
[1:02:50]
subscriber
glhf-pledge itz_soki: I played the first SR game and enjoyed it, but never finished it
[1:02:59] mk0837: slimes! Just bought this gane
[1:03:09] whette_fahrtz: hen
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glhf-pledge itz_soki:
GuitarTime
[1:04:13]
subscriber NastyRedX: cat has discovered stream again
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
Corb
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premium plorf:
CatGuitar
[1:05:41]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: Gordo
greats8YoTrip
[1:09:24]
subscriber NastyRedX: who would have thought you can entertain both cats and twitch users with funny little pictures that move
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premium uforgot:
OYTrip
[1:10:50]
subscriber NastyRedX: maybe the average twitch user is secretly a cat
[1:11:20] ayypoolboy: !lazyasshole
[1:11:36] ayypoolboy: or whatever that command is
[1:12:13]
premium ShamWOW36: slime
MorshuPls
[1:14:16]
vip artemis_dragmire: !lazymoron
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partner Nightbot: https://i.imgur.com/aDoMOJZ.png
[1:16:16]
vip moonshaped:
catPls
[1:17:44] ayypoolboy: zardoz is a BITCH
[1:18:14]
vip moonshaped: zardoz created a command so I am eternally grateful
[1:18:16]
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partner DesertP: apparantly all it takes to get hits on twitter is say "ds2 doesnt suck" this is mad funny
[1:18:43]
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partner DesertP: im laughing my ass off at how mad people get at that
[1:18:54]
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partner DesertP: absurd
[1:18:55]
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partner DesertP: lmfao
[1:19:51]
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partner DesertP: that bird sound
[1:19:54]
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partner DesertP: is from chulip
[1:19:58]
subscriber NastyRedX:
BERMAD tv show opinion
[1:20:32]
vip moonshaped: spicy slimes
[1:21:23]
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partner DesertP: whats with this weird culture of getting angry at people enjoying shit like lotr or whatever lately
[1:21:32]
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partner DesertP: shut the fuck up and smoke some weed damn
[1:21:33]
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partner DesertP: lmfao
[1:21:47]
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premium plorf:
dataBong
[1:22:28]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: This game good
[1:22:30]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: This game bad
[1:22:44]
vip moonshaped: people are really inflexible about opinions and taste I guess, it's bizarre
[1:22:45] boilerplatejack: @DesertP its been around a while, i just ignore it now and try to enjoy what i like
[1:22:49] boilerplatejack: everyones got an opinion anyway
[1:22:51]
vip moonshaped: maybe they just forgot how to interact with humans
[1:22:57]
subscriber NastyRedX: but if i dont virtue signal over tv show being good or bad i will die
[1:23:12] boilerplatejack: had a lot of things i discovered recently i chose to avoid cause someone told me it was ba
[1:23:14]
vip Raxxmus:
TREKW he is expecting maturity and intelligent debate on twitter
[1:23:14] boilerplatejack: and i really liked it
[1:23:16]
vip Raxxmus: a fools errand
[1:23:20]
vip moonshaped: guys I'm gonna list all the things I like that are good as objective truths
[1:23:29] boilerplatejack: you should
[1:23:39]
vip artemis_dragmire: @DesertP most dark souls players have literal brain damage i'm finding
[1:23:41]
vip moonshaped: it's important information everyone needs to know
[1:23:43]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: My opinion is fact
[1:23:45]
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partner DesertP: yeah i do
[1:23:49]
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Daxmug You are nitpicking and biased
greats8Daxmug
[1:23:52]
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partner DesertP: i love these games so much
[1:23:56]
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partner DesertP: im pretty sure i have brain damage
[1:24:00]
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partner DesertP:
odoLUL
[1:24:00] boilerplatejack: i like jet force gemini
[1:24:02] boilerplatejack: there i said it
[1:24:07]
vip artemis_dragmire: i've been invading at level 11 in elden ring and the amount of insane shit I see at base level is hilarious
[1:24:13]
vip artemis_dragmire: Killed a level 214 phantom today
[1:24:14]
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partner DesertP: JFG isnt a bad game i just have zero desire to ever replay it
[1:24:16]
vip artemis_dragmire: at level 11 lmao
[1:24:29]
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turbo GreatSphynx: Lol I was already up here
[1:24:32]
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partner DesertP: elden ring has a massive issue with twinking
[1:24:34]
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
TREKW
[1:24:37] boilerplatejack: it was one of the games i loved i was surprised to hear was considered "bad" by todays standards
[1:24:42]
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premium plorf: twink issue
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subscriber GodliestCat64: This just in
[1:24:45]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: There are twinks in elden ring
[1:24:50] boilerplatejack: This game looks just as great as the first one
[1:24:51]
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partner DesertP: godwyn was one
[1:24:52] GarlicColdBrew: I actually kinda liked Sticker Star
[1:24:55]
subscriber NastyRedX:
monkaS
[1:25:02]
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partner DesertP: still is!
[1:25:06]
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
odoLUL
[1:25:07]
vip artemis_dragmire: @BoiblerplateJack don't get me started on zoomers using modern standards to judge retro games
[1:25:12]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat: More like Jet FARCE Gemini! (I have no idea what JFG is)
[1:25:20] boilerplatejack: @BoiblerplateJack lol alright I wont haha, but yea it's a major difference
[1:25:22]
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partner DesertP: n64 rare game
[1:25:23]
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premium plorf: super mario 1 is a bad game theres no battle pass or anything
[1:25:30]
vip
premium plorf: no cosmetics, no graphics
[1:25:30]
moderator
partner DesertP: almost a proto dk64
[1:25:31]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: I'm getting an incredibly loud monster energy gamer preroll
[1:25:36] boilerplatejack: Back in my day we didnt have saves or memory chips! we had to use passcodes the game gave us!
[1:25:40]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: how is slime rancher 2 I bought it I haven't played it yet
[1:25:47]
vip artemis_dragmire: so get an ad blocker then
[1:25:49]
vip moonshaped: MONSTER ENERGY
BERMAD
[1:25:50]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: Actually nintendo is in fact shit
[1:25:51] boilerplatejack: and all we had was a piece of charcoal and some treebark to write it down on
[1:25:53]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: I've said it
[1:25:54]
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Daxmug
[1:26:01]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: I am still salty that I destroyed my entire Ranch in slime Rancher 1 because I corrupted it and then I hadn't backed up my save file so all of my slimes killed themselves
[1:26:15] boilerplatejack: @NarryG that sounds terrifying
[1:26:25]
subscriber NastyRedX:
FeelsBadMan
[1:26:28]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: I had some shit happen to my farm the first time I played
[1:26:29]
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partner DesertP: can you abuse the slimes can you hurt them and make them cry
:)
[1:26:31]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat: @BoiblerplateJack Are these the same zoomers that love the spooky scanlines or a different subset
[1:26:32]
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partner DesertP: asking for a friend
:)
[1:26:34] boilerplatejack: i really like the music
[1:26:38] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH:
oh no
[1:26:41]
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partner DesertP: can you hit them with hammers
:)
[1:26:47]
subscriber NastyRedX: slime mental health crisis
FeelsBadMan
[1:26:51] boilerplatejack: @BoiblerplateJack i have no idea haha xD
[1:27:04]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: you can make the slimes sad by starving them but they will not die. you can allow multiple slimes to eat plorts and then turn into a vicious goo monster
[1:27:18]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: you can also annoy them by shooting food at their face when they aren't hungry
[1:27:22] boilerplatejack: @NarryG sounds like the thing in my bathroom
[1:27:30]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat: Cell and Blob Torture
[1:27:34] hamstarV1: @DesertP you can feed them each others poop until they turn into scat monsters and start singing opera
[1:27:46]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: I love what they did to the art for this
[1:27:47]
moderator
partner DesertP: in tamagachi if ur tamagachi pooped too much it died
[1:27:47] hamstarV1: wait wrong game
[1:27:49]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: it's URP
[1:27:59]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: it looks so nice
[1:28:16] boilerplatejack: those slimes understand the truth, violence is always the answer
[1:28:17]
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subscriber GodliestCat64: First time I played I panicked because one of my pink largo slimes got out and managed to eat a plort from some other slime and was starting to eat the other slimes
[1:28:19]
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8OdoNo
[1:28:22] boilerplatejack: cover your surroundings in shards of sharp ice
[1:28:50]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: the menus look much nicer
[1:28:59]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: the menus in the OG were pretty jank
[1:29:19]
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partner DesertP: can you inflate the slimes
[1:29:21]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: it is still incredibly upsetting that they made a VR playground for slime Rancher but it's just a playground and it costs money and God this game would be great in VR
[1:29:24]
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partner DesertP: thatd be very weird!
[1:29:26]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: yes
[1:29:26]
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partner DesertP: but can you
[1:29:28]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: you can
[1:29:29] boilerplatejack: alright time for bed, thanks for the stream, hopefully get this on m ytv
[1:29:34]
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partner DesertP: wow thats very weird!
[1:29:36]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: that's how you level them up
[1:29:38]
moderator
partner DesertP: i will never buy this weird game!
[1:29:47]
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partner DesertP: it is a virtual menagerie of sin!
[1:29:50]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: I'm leveling up just thinking about it
[1:29:53] GreyTheOpossum: Des...
pogonaSmile
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: Desert
[1:29:57]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: get back in discord
[1:30:00]
subscriber NastyRedX: @BoiblerplateJack goodnight
greats8Daxmug
[1:30:01]
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premium lmaoboat: @DesertP haha, just curious
[1:30:24]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: make them give birth
[1:30:28]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: by the way did you see the breaking news that Shadow the Hedgehog died during childbirth
[1:30:40]
moderator
partner DesertP: no i think ill throw myself into the abyssal portal that appears before the gateway at the end of the bridge where life and death intermingle
[1:30:42]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: make them die during childbirth
[1:30:47]
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partner DesertP: what the fuck is a lands betwixt
[1:30:50]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: Desert stop playing dark souls
[1:30:54]
subscriber NastyRedX:
tendiYea
[1:31:06]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Twix are good
[1:31:10]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: literally go 24 hours without launching a soulsborne challenge
[1:31:32]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: I do not believe you can do it
[1:31:33]
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partner DesertP: i failed
[1:31:42]
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partner DesertP:
odoBread
[1:31:59]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: have you considered putting in the bare minimum effort to not fail this challenge
[1:32:37]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: Go download shitty games from itchio and play those instead
[1:32:46]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: shitty smut games
[1:32:51]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: They're pretty fun
[1:32:52]
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
BERMUS
[1:33:11]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: I was getting way more entertainment out of playing bad smut games then I probably have any right to
[1:33:25]
moderator
partner DesertP: did you play meet n fuck
[1:33:27]
vip Raxxmus: "entertainment"
[1:33:28]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: Download hentai slide puzzle 8 it'll entertain you for hours
[1:33:28]
moderator
partner DesertP: thats a classic
[1:33:41]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: no
[1:33:42]
vip Raxxmus: play sextris
[1:33:47] Crazybean42: Were they good games, mechanically, or was it just good "material"?
[1:33:51]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: I played that one that that one news article said was like undertale you know the one I'm talking about
[1:33:54]
moderator
partner DesertP: how many porn games on newgrounds are chived
[1:33:55]
vip Raxxmus: go see
<3 DONNA
<3
[1:34:07]
moderator
partner DesertP: there were SO many video game themed ones
[1:34:35]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64:
The quirky earthbound inspired smut game
[1:34:44]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat:
The conundrum of smut games: Too little smut and people get bored, too much and people won't last five mins playing your game
[1:35:05]
moderator
partner DesertP: the trick is to make a game thats smut for you that no one realizes its smut until its too late
[1:35:07]
moderator
partner DesertP: like dark souls
[1:35:12]
moderator
partner DesertP: miyazaki gets off to feet
[1:35:15]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: I know someone who is working on a game that is actually very similar to slime Rancher but instead of farming slimes you farm Kobolds and you have to feed them white liquid to grow
[1:35:15]
moderator
partner DesertP: and torture
[1:35:18]
moderator
partner DesertP: no really
[1:35:19]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: also it's multiplayer
[1:35:25] Crazybean42: That sounds like it doesn't stand on its own as a game and you're better of just making porn.
[1:35:25]
moderator
partner DesertP:
dataBruh
[1:35:30]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: Narry
TREKW
[1:35:35]
moderator
partner DesertP: but it defined a decade of gaming
[1:35:39]
moderator
partner DesertP: you fools you were all conned
[1:35:48]
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: it's a full game
[1:35:57]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: it's a very competent game as well
[1:35:58]
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premium Palantirii: boy what the hell did i come back to boy
[1:36:01]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: What defined a decade of gaming? Kobold Cum Farm?
[1:36:19] hamstarV1: the lava slimes didnt survive
:(
[1:36:22]
moderator
partner DesertP: narry i am aware of this game i think hasnt it been a thing for a fucking decade
[1:36:29]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: incredibly fucking nsfw store.steampowered (dot) com/app/1102930/KoboldKare/
[1:36:33]
moderator
partner DesertP: i remember thinking it was cute until i learned it was literally porn
[1:36:43]
subscriber NastyRedX: normal and regular links
[1:36:43]
vip Raxxmus: I'm glad that link got pulped
[1:36:45]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: this game?
[1:36:52]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: or is it something else you're thinking of
[1:37:00]
moderator
partner DesertP:
oh no
[1:37:01]
moderator
partner DesertP: not this
[1:37:03]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat: @NarryG Yawn, wake me up when there's a Goblin expansion
[1:37:04]
moderator
partner DesertP: theres another one
[1:37:07]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: ah
[1:37:08]
moderator
partner DesertP: why is this a genre
[1:37:12] Blank_Dogton: KoboldKare is a farming simulator, but instead of making produce you're making naked Kobolds!
[1:37:23]
moderator
partner DesertP: the other one literally the main character is oscar of astora legally distinct pls dont sue
[1:37:23]
vip
premium Palantirii: hm.
[1:37:31]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Coming to the Switch
[1:37:37]
vip
premium Palantirii: why do you discuss such shameful things
[1:37:37]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: yeah no, I know the person making this. they are an incredibly competent technical artist and they recently released a complete open source system for doing Dynamic penetration systems in unity and published an entire white paper on the math behind it
[1:37:46]
moderator
partner DesertP:
gordonDisgust
[1:37:50] Blank_Dogton: > Dynamic penetration systems
[1:37:53]
moderator
partner DesertP:
WeirdDoc
[1:37:54]
premium bruxisma: lmao
[1:37:55]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: the math is actually incredibly complex
[1:37:56]
moderator
partner DesertP:
wideDoc
[1:37:59]
subscriber NastyRedX: anyone know how i can unread chat
[1:38:00]
vip Raxxmus:
PEPPERONI
[1:38:03]
premium RitualSauce:
LUL
[1:38:04]
moderator
partner DesertP:
wideDoc i will no longer bounce after reading that
[1:38:05]
subscriber
premium lmaoboat: I once saw a funny meme trailer for that game where a Kobold got turned to meat, and there's some clip that goes "Fresh from the grill!" as the meat rolls down a kill
[1:38:05]
vip Raxxmus: I don't like this chat anymore
[1:38:11]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: "Dynamic Penetration Systems"
odoNo
[1:38:11]
moderator
partner DesertP:
wideDoc never again shall i bounce
[1:38:14]
vip
premium Palantirii:
dataBye ok im going to bed
[1:38:22] hamstarV1: @NastyRedX use a dynamic penetration system
[1:38:32]
vip
premium Palantirii: don't zerk off too hard, chat
[1:38:39]
subscriber NastyRedX:
docDis
[1:38:41]
vip
premium Palantirii: or else the spider bite ya
[1:38:52]
subscriber
sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: spider bite hurt
[1:38:59]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: they also made an incredibly good system for doing decal rendering for unity URP
[1:39:01]
moderator
partner DesertP:
bounceDoc
[1:39:02]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: it's open source
[1:39:05]
moderator
partner DesertP:
bounceDoc
wideDoc stop it
[1:39:06]
moderator
partner DesertP:
wideDoc
wideDoc
[1:39:10] plorf:
oh my fucking god
[1:39:12]
premium bruxisma: I don't think it beats the time someone gave a talk titled "teledildonics penetration testing" at defcon a few years ago
[1:39:15]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: the github repo is hilarious
[1:39:15]
moderator
partner DesertP:
wideDoc
wideDoc dont bounce. not for him.
[1:39:16]
vip
premium plorf: i was clicking thru the pics in that game
[1:39:18]
subscriber NastyRedX:
LUL
[1:39:20]
vip Raxxmus: !keo
[1:39:20]
moderator
partner Nightbot: welcome
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[1:39:22]
vip Raxxmus: !keo
[1:39:25]
vip
premium plorf: and i was like this seems fine
[1:39:32] Blank_Dogton: does data's programming include dynamic penetration for tasha?
[1:39:33]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: What should I mix the ring tails with
[1:39:34]
moderator
partner DesertP:
bounceDoc
wideDoc STOP IT
[1:39:37]
premium steveracecar: very cool
[1:39:37]
vip
premium plorf: suddenly penis
[1:39:38]
moderator
partner DesertP:
bounceDoc
bounceDok
[1:39:41]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: https://github.com/naelstrof/SkinnedMeshDecals
[1:39:46]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: the github is clean
[1:39:51]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: I cannot say if links out are
[1:40:31]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: okay nvm some of the images in the repo are censored
[1:40:42]
vip
premium plorf: lmao
[1:40:42]
vip
glitchcon2020 NarryG: very competent tech artist!
[1:40:52]
premium RitualSauce:
odoLUL
[1:40:53]
vip
premium plorf: i like how theyre like, this game has bhopping, trimping, plus you can fuck
[1:41:06]
vip
subscriber GodliestCat64: Kobold katamari
[1:41:12]
premium steveracecar: quite cursed
[1:41:29] Blank_Dogton: i came for the dynamic FPS gameplay, and then came for the naked kobold feeding
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premium lmaoboat: @NarryG
The design is very human
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: that's what happens when they used to develop sourcemods lmao
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premium plorf: that tracks
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: bopping in your porn games
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: bhopping
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partner DesertP:
oh right it was kobold garden
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: why doesn't this game have bopping
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partner DesertP: i guess its not porn
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partner DesertP: https://uwusoft.itch.io/kobold-garden
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: the entire game is actually open source as well
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partner DesertP: i think at one point it was going a weird direction
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partner DesertP: lmfao
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: So if you want to learn about Unity it is a very well made project you can clone
[1:43:20] hamstarV1: is uwusoft the sister company of ubisoft no one talks about
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: but yes it is, that
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subscriber GodliestCat64: I like this knight model they have on their itch page https://uwusoft.itch.io/knight-model
[1:43:50] Blank_Dogton: "Learn About Unity"
;)
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partner DesertP: yeah def not oscar of astora
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partner DesertP: no way
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dataBruh yeah i'll pass
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partner DesertP: ahahaha
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subscriber NastyRedX: i was just learning about unity in the shower
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premium lmaoboat: I should have never found my cat's laser pointer
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partner DesertP: https://d3fd5j8wprxn3h.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/4962091.jpg
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partner DesertP: perish the thought
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Why does your cat own a laser pointer?
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: Desert what do you want for your birthday
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partner DesertP: money
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partner DesertP: from someone who owes me!
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partner DesertP:
odoSeethe
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premium lmaoboat:
The laser pointer is like crack to my cat
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glitchcon2020 NarryG:
NotLikeThis
[1:45:46] hamstarV1: has anyone tried attaching a laser to a cat
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glitchcon2020 NarryG:
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[1:45:57] hamstarV1: or would that be animal cruelty
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partner DesertP: laser pointers are touchy subjects for some pet owners
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Depends on how you attached it
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: I've discovered that if you open a bunch of streams you'll get put in the gift sub pool for all of them
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: laser pointer drove one of our old dogs insane
[1:46:32] Crazybean42: I feel like you could very easily and safely make a head band with one on it.
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partner DesertP: some believe it can give dogs a fucked up negative thought pattern
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premium plorf: this reminds me of kirbys epic yarn ost
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: she'd see a reflection from like, a spoon
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: and she'd go insane
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: trying to get it
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partner DesertP: they cant catch it
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partner DesertP: and this apparantly is bad for dog brains
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: you'd go into the drawer with the pens and she'd go insane hoping you were getting the laser pointer
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partner DesertP: they get a huge dopamine burst when they catch something
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premium lmaoboat: To make things worse, my cat only likes to chase stuff if they go around corners a certain way
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partner DesertP: but they never catch it
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partner DesertP: so they get confused
[1:47:21] Crazybean42: So it induces doggy-depression?
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partner DesertP: yeah
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partner DesertP: or anxiety
[1:47:29] Crazybean42: Yikes
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: she LOVED chasing it but it made her neurotic
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partner DesertP: there are studies on it
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partner DesertP: this is specifically for dogs
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: like, if your glasses shined a reflection on the ceiling
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partner DesertP: and probably not EVERY DOG
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: she'd see it
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premium lmaoboat: When I'm not being lazy, sometimes I'll hide treats around the room and lead my cat to them with the laser pointer
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: and stare at it
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partner DesertP: but logan, for example, it would fuck with him
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: and get very neurotic
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Just give them a treat when they "Catch" the laser
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: and the laser pointer was her addiction it was all she wanted
[1:48:18] Blank_Dogton: imagine what a laser pointer would do to humans
monkaS
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partner DesertP: i mean yeah
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partner DesertP: thats what you should do
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partner DesertP: but most wont
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bits-charity Acronyte: poor doggy
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: didn't work for her
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partner DesertP: most dont think that far
[1:48:35] Crazybean42: Makes sense, though. People are very much the same way. Put loads of work into a thing to not get payout or result? That's not great for self esteem or whatever.
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: they don't associate it
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partner DesertP: and yeah its not really the association
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: it's not good enough
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Just give them a treat for existing and looking cool
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subscriber NastyRedX: i just chuck a toy in the other direction when i quit using the laser with the cat
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: that's how you get a fat dog
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partner DesertP: cats are different
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partner DesertP:
idk how cats work
[1:49:00] GreyTheOpossum: On a more positive note, my late cat used to play fetch with straws.
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partner DesertP: weird aliens
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: this dog wanted NOTHING but laser pointer
[1:49:05] Crazybean42: All cats are kinda neurotic anyway
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LUL
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bits-charity Acronyte: weird aliens is accurate
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partner DesertP: thats cute thistle
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: to the point where we HAD to give it to her to keep her from harassing the other dogs
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Cats don't feel joy. They feel okay or not okay.
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
Corb
[1:49:45] Blank_Dogton:
catPls
[1:50:07] GreyTheOpossum: Every time I think of my late cat Cettia I get really sad. So I'm gonna move on from that.
pogonaSad
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premium lmaoboat: My cat will go across the room to pounce on a toy, but only go after it if it slowly moves out of his sight at the right angle and speed
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subscriber NastyRedX: kinda weird humans are psychologically modifying dogs
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: we had an automated laser pointer made for cats to attempt to calm her without having to do it ourselves so we could give it to her in bursts but then it'd shut off and she'd start beating at it until someone either took it away, she managed to hit the on button, or she broke it
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bits-charity Acronyte: my girlfriend's cat goes prrrt whenever you touch her and she will lick your hand at every opportunity. Good weird cat
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Humans invented dogs
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: Don't laser pointer dogs. it's not worth it. you don't knoe how they'll respond long term
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subscriber GodliestCat64: Cat's are weird lil creatures
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: any reflection would drive her neurotic and she'd want to catch it it was not good
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premium lmaoboat: I used one of those toys that blow smoke rings on my mom's dogs
[1:51:35] Blank_Dogton:
CiGrip
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Animals are good
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bits-charity Acronyte: if you blow air on my dog she goes bonkers
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premium plorf:
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premium saffykins: Ey spingo is here
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premium saffykins: It's been a while I think
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premium lmaoboat: Why do cat wheels have to be so expensive
[1:52:36] Blank_Dogton: cats have wheels?
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turbo GreatSphynx: I'm gonna stop here for now and we can watch something
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subscriber afiddler:
OTrip
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turbo GreatSphynx: this might be a dumb complaint cuz its babbi game
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turbo GreatSphynx: but for someone who played the first game
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premium saffykins: hah perfect, I was about to say I'm avoiding watching slime rancher 2 so I can enjoy it myself when I start it
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turbo GreatSphynx: this one was really easy to just like get a ton of money really fast by making certain combos of slimes
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: can we watch strokemon
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turbo GreatSphynx: and now i feel like all the things i need to get are tied to resource nodes
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turbo GreatSphynx: which is kinda annoying
[1:53:31] Blank_Dogton: dicka dicka
[1:53:34] GreyTheOpossum: NARRY
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subscriber NastyRedX: I have a strip of leather on a stick and can magically summon all three cats with a little effort
LUL
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subscriber GodliestCat64: We're watching Batpussy
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: slime rancher was super easy when it first launched into EA tbf sphynx
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partner DesertP: play sukiro
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premium plorf:
OYTrip
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premium FoxTenson: that seems a bit annoying compared to the first.
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partner DesertP: vin disels favorite game
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premium lmaoboat: They make big exercise wheels for cats
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: they changed the resource collection cycle over time
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turbo GreatSphynx: yeah true
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subscriber GodliestCat64: I love this song
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premium FoxTenson: and EA slime rancher I remember being crazy easy too yeah, maybe it'll improve
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
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glitchcon2020 NarryG: I can imagine they'll tweak this over time
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premium lmaoboat: I thought Vindizels favorite game was Ark
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turbo GreatSphynx: i wasn't really planning on playing it in EA but i got a key from keymailer
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subscriber GodliestCat64: I forget which album it's from though
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
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premium lmaoboat:
The pictures for these automatic laser toys on amazon look ridiculous
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premium lmaoboat: Like those laser sentries from Zelda
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premium lmaoboat: https://www.amazon.com/Rechargeable-Activated-Automatic-Interactive-Installation/dp/B092ZK1HL2/
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
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sub-gift-leader drawdehellfire: Hey Chat, don't forget to donate blood regularly to help clear your system of forever chemicals
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partner DesertP:
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partner DesertP: okaay
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partner DesertP: thansks mom
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subscriber NastyRedX: @lmaoboat
oh lord
LUL
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premium lmaoboat: @drawdehellfire
greats8Daxmug How about I donate your blood
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